A team of research scientists have concluded that the absolute best way to avoid hangovers is to continue drinking around the clock.
Hangovers have plagued mankind since alcohol was first invented way back in 1978 but now one research team has found the ultimate preventative measure.
‘Just don’t stop drinking,’ said Dr Blotto, lead researcher. ‘If you’ve had a heavy night then wake up with a vodka and coke and taper down from there over the course of the day, or at least until the serious drinking can start again.’
Humans everywhere are taking the medical advice incredibly seriously.
‘This is the first time I’ve ever listened to a doctor. Cheers!’ said Michael Cotton, a lovable town drunk.
However some doctors have warned against following the advice of Dr Blotto.
‘Whenever you see a piece of research like this you have to follow where the funding came from. In this case it was Smirnoff Vodka,’ said Doctor Genuwine.