Donald Trump’s new social media app will be called “Truth” after it was discovered the company names “Orange” and “Lying Sack of Shit” were already…
Facebook has announced that it will officially change its company name on October 28th and, thanks to some leaked documents, we can confirm that it…
Humanity has pledged to reduce its carbon emissions to zero as soon as it becomes extinct, it’s emerged. With the prospect of a severe climate…
Facebook has shared a selection of Mark Zuckerberg’s baby photos in an effort to distract from recent scandals and make their CEO seem more relatable….
Britain has asked Blue Origin if it can also launch Laurence Fox into space after the company announced it would be sending William Shatner into…
Yesterday’s Facebook outage was caused by Mark Zuckerberg unplugging the servers so that he could plug in his hair clippers and give himself a haircut,…
Ford today announced the future release of the Ford Unfocus, a sister vehicle to its popular compact car the Ford Focus. The Ford Unfocus (also…
The Earth is on course to warm up so much due to climate change that women will no longer need to sneakily put the heating…
A man who acts like a complete bellend on social media is at it again, it’s emerged. The man, who must remain nameless for legal…
The global government has quickly passed a re-entry tax for any billionaire who decides to leaves Earth’s atmosphere. The bill was passed in just two…