Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin enjoy riding bareback together

Created by: Greg Palmer.

Donald Trump has confirmed that he spent a beautiful weekend together with the Russian President where the pair went bareback horse-riding and camping together out in the Russian wilderness.

Trump and Putin have become increasingly close over the course of the American election cycle, with both admiring the other man’s balls.

‘He’s a strong man, a great leader and one heck of a bareback rider. Nearly as good as me in all three departments. I’m a little better of course, but wow. Even I’m a little sore after all the riding we did,’ exclaimed Trump, describing his trip to Russia.

On Twitter, Putin shared a photograph of the two of them riding the same horse together. The photo was hashtagged #CantQuitYou.

The political power-couple also trended on Twitter with the hashtag #PumpOrTrumpin as the world decides which portmanteau to reference them by.

Lee Cadaver, a proud member of #TeamTrumpin, believes a tight relationship between the USA and Russia is exactly what the world needs.

‘If we get on the same page with the Russians then no-one will be able to stop us. People say China is the real superpower but have you seen those guys? They’re all about 5’3”. Sure, they know karate but Russia knows that samba MMA shit and we have enough guns and bombs to destroy anything. How can we lose?’

Vegas bookmakers are giving 10/11 odds that the world will end by 2020 if Trump becomes President and Putin remains President.