God avoids question of whether or not he thinks Tim Farron is a prick

God moves in mysterious ways and He managed to retain an air of that mystery during an Channel 4 interview where He dodged the question of whether or not He thinks Tim Farron is a prick.

Just hours after Tim Farron himself was on C4 News to discuss the upcoming election where he dodged the question of whether or not he believes homosexuality is a sin, Channel 4 scored a massive exclusive by getting God on for an informal chat about the state of British politics.

When Tim Farron’s bumbling answer to the homosexuality question was brought up, God was then asked whether or not He believed that Tim Farron was a total prick.

‘Ah, well. We’re all pricks, I suppose,’ stammered God.

And the lack of a positive response from God stoked the fires of social media where the big man got utterly roasted.

‘C’mon, God. We already know Tim Farron is a prick. It’s 2017,’
said one commenter.

But perhaps the most interesting part of the interview was when God was asked who He would vote for, if He indeed had a vote.

‘I quite like that Corbyn fellow. Bit wishy-washy but he reminds me a lot of my son. Jesus, I mean, not Barry.’