Harvard awards President Trump honorary degree for thesis on uranium

The prestigious Harvard University has awarded President Trump with an honorary degree for his spoken thesis on uranium.

In a press conference yesterday, President Trump said, ‘You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things.’

And it was this speech that left Harvard scientists so spellbound that they felt they had no choice but to award him an honorary degree in the field of chemistry.

‘To see that the President of this country has such a firm grasp and understanding on uranium is really quite astounding. I had to double check his findings after hearing his thesis but they were all bang on the money. This country should be proud to have a true scientist as a President,’
said Dr Richard Chitz, a professor and leading researcher on radioactive materials.

President Trump has called the honorary degree his favourite award of all, even topping the Nobel Piss Prize he was awarded by Russia just over a month ago.