‘I’m not a fascist, you’re the fascists’, says fascist

Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has denied being a fascist, instead saying it’s the younger generation that are fascist, not him.

Yesterday, Farage accused the younger generation of being completely intolerant of intolerance.

‘It comes to something when you can’t openly hate foreigners or talk about abusing women without being called a Nazi or a fascist. We’re not the fascists, you are,’ screamed Farage.

‘This furore over Milo Yiannopoulos is just the latest example. Paedophilia used to be all the rage back in the 70s and 80s and now, all of a sudden, you can’t express your support for it? The world has gone mad,’ said Farage.

Farage, who has been often compared to a racist sack of school custard, went on to say that people need to look at multiple viewpoints and find objective news sources; all of which can be found on Fox News.

‘Although the BBC is starting to catch up,’ admitted Farage.