Massive cock goes viral

For the first time in its history, a video of a massive cock has spread over the internet like wildfire.

People from all across the globe have been left with their mouth agape as the impressive beast strutted and bounced around like cock of the walk.

‘I’ve seen some monsters in my time, but that’s got to be the biggest cock I’ve ever seen,’ said Sally Lipsch, a farmer from Thropshire.

‘If you put that on my plate I don’t think I’d even be able to get my mouth around it,’
said Mona Lott, a lubricant manufacturer from Tooting.

However some, particularly men, have been left less than impressed.

‘Oh sure, that cock goes viral but when I sent a video of mine to Holly Willoughby I got four months in the slammer for indecent exposure,’
complained Lance Harding.

‘My cock went viral once. Bit of penicillin cleared it all up though,’
said Dick Enbals.

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