Office man with graph paper clearly plotting something

An office worker who has been hunched over a pad of graph paper is clearly plotting something, according to his colleagues.

Dan Worthington, 36, came into work today with a pad of graph paper and a purposeful stride. He took his usual place in the flexible seating office (as did everyone else) and got to work.

Hunched over and protective of the contents of the pad, Dan has colleagues wondering exactly what it is he is plotting.

‘Could be the downfall of the government. Could be planning on gunning down everyone in the office. It’s fun to guess,’ said colleague Charlotte Addams, 29.

Workers are taking bets on what Dan could possibly be plotting. A bunch of cocks remains the firm favourite at 4/7.