Kim Davis shot by ‘angry homosexual male’

Kim Davis has been rushed to hospital after being shot in the stomach by a man described as an ‘angry homosexual male’. The shooting occurred in Rowan County outside a grocery store where a man…


Queen bemoans lack of job prospects

Queen Elizabeth II bemoaned her own lack of job prospects in an address to the nation today. On the day she officially became Britain’s longest reigning Monarch, Queen Elizabeth II appeared to be maudlin over…





Reading The Daily Mail causes cancer

After decades of The Daily Mail claiming everything from drinking coffee to smiling at foreigners causes cancer, scientists have concluded that reading The Daily Mail itself causes cancer. “There’s just so much negativity and spiteful…


Tim Tebow announces conversion to Islam

Former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow has announced that he has officially converted to the religion of Islam in a shocking press conference this morning. Tim Tebow made the announcement shortly after finding out he had…