Radio show for racist simpletons announced

Racist simpletons are set to get a radio show catered specifically to them as LBC announced signing Nigel Farage to present a regular show on their station.

The Nigel Farage Show will fill an hourly slot from Monday to Thursday and will be an ‘opinion based’ show with call-ins.

‘The great thing about an opinion show is you can say almost whatever you want without fear of incrimination,’ said Farage.

And racist simpletons across the nation are absolutely delighted to have the chance to chat to their hero.

‘He done make Britain British again so I likes him,’
said Dolph Acorn, a registered UKIP member.

Even some of Nigel Farage’s fiercest critics support the show.

‘If it means I don’t have to see his long grey lizard face on the TV any more, I’m in full support of Farage being on the radio,’
said pop star Lily Allen, whose opinion seems incredibly important these days.

The Nigel Farage Show begins next Monday and is expected to have high-ratings as soon as Farage’s fanbase figure out how to use a radio.

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