The rest of the world has come to a formal agreement to view America as the asshole capital of the planet by unanimous decision.
The agreement came shortly after President Donald Trump announced his intention to view Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, stirring up tensions in an already unstable area of the world.
Many already saw America as the asshole of the planet, but now a legally binding vote by ALL the countries has made it official.
‘The world comes together today to officially announced that America has been voted asshole capital of the planet. This has been a long time coming. It’s been an unofficial designation for many years but now it has been made official with a 193-2 vote,’ said U.N. Secretary General António Guterres.
America has condemned the vote, with President Donald Trump calling it childish and sad.
‘Asshole capital of the world? I know you are but what are we? #MAGA’ Trump tweeted in response.