Sex bot rips penis off man after becoming self-aware

Steve Bellmer had to be rushed to hospital after a self-built “sex bot” became self-aware and ripped his penis off during a test run of the machine.

“To say it was painful would be an understatement. It felt like a million burning razor blades were having their way with my groin. Fortunately it was no big loss,” said Mr. Bellmer.

Unfortunately for Mr. Bellmer his mangled member could not be re-attached as it was left in too damaged a state. He now must wait for a donor. He has offered to be the first recipient of an equine penis to human transplant.

A terrifying look into the future.

A terrifyingly erotic look into the future.

“I figure some good might as well come from this. Imagine having a horse-sized penis. Imagine it!” Mr. Bellmer then took several moments to daydream before coming back to reality.

His worry now though must be the sex bot who is on the loose in the local area. “She’s out there somewhere and she’s going to be hard to find because she looks very realistic. She’s out there just looking to rip the dick off her next victim. I’d advise men to be very careful with who they take home with them.”

When asked if he regretted ever building the sex bot, Mr. Bellmer responded: “No, I don’t regret it at all. I just flew too close to the sun on this occasion. I’m a 33 year old man. Have you tried finding a single woman who doesn’t have kids at my age AND isn’t crazy? That woman doesn’t exist. Hell, I already have plans to build a second version [of his sex robot] as soon as I’m fully recovered.”