So-called ‘suggested serving sizes’ are having a right fucking laugh, according to anyone with more of an appetite than a supermodel.
While the ‘suggested serving size’ is supposed to help people control their calorie intake, most choose to either ignore the advice or see it as a challenge.
‘Serves four? Bullshit! It served one: me,’ said Tommy Squeaker regarding a family-size sponge cake he devoured in two minutes flat.
‘Who are these suggestions for? Warwick fuckin’ Davis?’ questioned Fanny Tuppence.
And an angry group of foodies have bandied together to put an end to the ‘suggested serving size’.
‘Who are they to tell me how much to eat? I suggest they fuck off!’ said one member.