Britain hoping Boris Johnson has another baby that gives him will to govern competently
Britain has been left hoping that Boris Johnson has another baby, one that gives him the will to govern competently, after learning that the last…
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Disaster after IVF baby left in the test tube too long
An IVF baby has been left in the test tube for too long, resulting in it being permanently stuck in the tube. Oldfield Hospital has…
Hipster baby only drinks craft milk
A hipster baby refuses to drink anything except for craft milk, according to reports from her parents. Remedy-Wren Rose, 1, absolutely refuses to drink any…
‘Look at my fanny hatchling!’ new mother tells the world
A new mother is demanding that the rest of the world acknowledges her fanny hatchling and tell her how beautiful it is. Samantha Ross, 26,…
Parents-to-be choosing which perfectly good names to smash together to create hyphenated abomination
Two parents-to-be have spent all day deciding on which two perfectly reasonable names they can smash together to create a uniquely hyphenated clusterfuck of handle…
Baby with his father’s eyes asked to give them back
A baby who’s thought to have his father’s eyes has been asked to give them back so doctors can reattach them. David Heath, 32, has…
Baby now better toilet trained than dad
A baby is now officially better toilet trained than his dad after using his potty without a single drop missing the bowl. The first born…
CHRISTMAS HORROR! Baby destroyed after attacking family dog
Two parents have been forced to have their baby destroyed after it viciously attacked the family dog on Christmas day. The parents left the dog…
Andy Murray’s baby girl already has more bottle than he does
As news broke that Kim Sears, wife of Andy Murray, gave birth to the couples’ first child, further news quickly followed that the baby girl…