Women are people too, claim team of female scientists

A group of leading female scientists claim they have discovered new evidence which could indicate that women are people too.

While the team won’t share the findings until men guess exactly what they are, they are confident the study is a game-changer in the way women will be perceived.

And the findings, if true, could give women equal status with men in as little as two hundred years.

‘This is an incredibly exciting time to be a woman. If we can put up with this shit for just a couple more hundred years we think we might finally start being treated as equal,’
said Dr Linda Johnson.

But some are taking the findings with a large pinch of salt.

‘I’d feel a lot more comfortable about these findings if they came from a man,’
admitted Kim Berry, a welder from Surrey.