Queen Elizabeth II has confirmed that whatever she chooses to do to President Trump, she can make look like an accident.
With the president making a three-day state visit to the UK, Queen Lizzy is already laying down a few markers.
‘You’re not staying in my fucking palace and whatever I do to you I can make look like an accident,’ she warned Trump.
The Royal Family will keep a close eye on President Trump’s behaviour and it’s believed they have several ‘accidents’ already planned if he steps out of line.
‘I’d love it if he stepped out of line. Love it,’ she muttered to her staff while polishing a sword.