All members of the Young Conservative have met-up with each other today after the government announced they’d allow gatherings of six people or less.
With only five members young enough to be eligible to be considered Young Conservatives, the group were able to gather with a person to spare.
They decided to meet with each other to play a spot of crown green bowling, one of their favourite activities.
‘Next to dismantling the NHS and gaslighting the entire nation,’ they guffawed.
The group is keenly aware that each time they meet it could be their last. Not because the lockdown regulations might be tightened again, but because they have an average age of 82.
When a member of the Young Conservatives dies, they go on to become full members of the Conservative Party.