A group of rocket scientists from Blue Origin are currently trying to confirm with one another that they’re all okay with blowing up Jeff Bezos.
With Bezos set to fly into space on Blue Origin’s first crewed spaceflight, the scientists behind the rocket are making sure they’ve dotted the i’s and crossed the t’s.
‘So, we’re all on board with blowing this fucker up?’ one anonymous scientist asked the rest of the team. ‘If we’re going to do this, we all have to get our hands dirty.’
As well as being a money-hoarding dragon, it’s believed that Bezos has banned the Blue Origin scientists from taking bathroom breaks – leading to their decision to blow him up.
‘He started off treating us quite well. Then the policies became more draconian as deadlines came up. You can’t make multiple scientists piss themselves and not expect retribution,’ one unnamed scientist told us.
The spaceflight will take place on July 20th and promises to be explosive viewing.