President Biden has announced that the White House will be making ‘significant cutbacks’ to its fake tan budget.
The fake tan budget under President Trump ran as high as $10 million-a-year but will be reduced to almost nothing under President Biden.
‘Quite frankly, I don’t think the American people want to pay for me to look like an orange haemorrhoid. The fact the White House ever had a tanning budget is malarkey. C’mon, tan?’ President Biden told the press.
While many seem to approve of the cutback, some are saying that President Biden is killing the fake tan industry.
‘President Trump was a huge supporter of the fake tan industry. He pumped a lot of money into it and made America orange again,’ said one tanning salon owner.
However, President Biden isn’t completely anti-tan. He has already asked President Obama if he can borrow his tan suit.
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