Young people are turning their backs on alcohol – mainly because they’re all gacked up on ket instead.

A recent study has shown that almost a third of young people rarely, if ever, drink alcohol.

‘We’re looking at a much more sensible and health conscious generation and that has led to a decreased use of alcohol,’ said  Linda Ng Fat, lead researcher.

‘Nah, we’re all just getting gacked up on ket instead,’ ketamine user Mike Spangled told us.

Experts are now warning of the dangers of ketamine, which include the ‘k hole’ as well the drug’s association with Katie Hopkins.

The latter of which is truly terrifying.