A bored Queen Elizabeth II has announced that Prince Andrew will be her successor just to see the reaction from everyone, especially Prince Charles.
Unable to travel or do much of anything due to the global pandemic, the Queen has settled for causing a shitstorm within the Royal Family.
It’s Royal tradition that the eldest son becomes the next monarch, but the Queen has instead named her middle child as her successor.
‘Yes, one knows this is breaking tradition. Yes, one knows that Prince Andrew is a nonce. But Prince Charles talks to plants and is a bit of a jug-eared twat,’ said the Queen to the press.
It’s now believed that Prince Charles and Prince Andrew are engaged in a ‘verbal war’ inside Buckingham Palace while Prince Edward plays with his toy boats in the bath.
‘This should entertain me for quite some time,’ the Queen has told Palace staff.