Vatican finds Bible mistranslation, place of eternal punishment actually Hull

Leading Vatican scholars have discovered a stunning mistranslation that could very well change the way the Bible is perceived.‘It was a small mistranslation, or possibly just even a typo. But our research has led us to believe that Hull is literally Hell on Earth,’ said Cristiano Ricci IV, a Vatican scholar.

The news hasn’t come as a shock to anyone who’s had the misfortune to spend time in Hull.

The Vatican is now advising everyone to avoid the city of Hull at all costs in what is perhaps the greatest piece of advice ever offered by the Catholic Church.