NASA has revealed exciting news that it plans to launch Donald Trump to the moon, whether he wants to be or not.
After teasing space-lovers with the promise of big news, NASA delivered in a big way.
‘We want to make Donald Trump the first man on the moon since 1972. We have the technology and we have the will to make it happen
‘We believe that Trump has enough hot air and gas to power much of the launch himself, it’ll just take a few boosters to give him the extra oomph needed,’ said one NASA scientist.
Experts believe that launching Donald Trump to the moon will be one problem solved as no-one will be able to hear him scream.
Trump could find himself at home on the celestial body though as it has been theorised that there is already a Nazi base on the dark side of the moon.