Tommy Robinson fisted in prison showers by ‘hard pensioner’

Tommy Robinson has been fisted so hard in the prison showers that he collapsed, according to our sources in HMP Belmarsh.

Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, was fisted by a 70-year-old man in the showers for displaying a ‘bad attitude’.

‘He’s come in here, acting like Billy Big Bollocks,’ one prisoner told us.

The fisting came from a 70-year-old pensioner. Tommy Robinson is 36. In his defence though, Tommy claims that the pensioner was ‘very hard’.

The incident has caused Tommy to lose any ‘tough guy’ credibility he had in prison. He is now being passed around like currency and has acquired the nickname ‘The Wizard’s Sleeve’.

‘Free Tommy’ has also become an advertisement rather than a request.