1612: King Colin V of Brazil ceases to exist after an unfortunate mishap by a time traveller from the future.
1943: LSD is produced for the first time by Albert Hoffman. Scholars believe that all known reality since could be a result of Hoffman’s first trip.
1986: The California town of Carmel votes for Clint Eastwood to become their mayor. Only some of them live to regret this decision after he shoots up the entire town.
1990: David Lynch’s “Twin Peaks” premiers on ABC. No one has yet been available to decipher what the fuck was going on.
1998: Dave Gahan, the lead singer of Depeche Mode, declares that he’s finally got enough.
2004: Marilyn Monroe found dead. As she was found in a cemetery and had been dead for over forty years at this point, it didn’t really warrant much attention.
2013: Satan stands aside for Margaret Thatcher to assume her latest leadership role.
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