Jared Leto will step away from his acting career to give himself more time to focus on being a full-time creep, it’s emerged.
Leto has long been one of Hollywood’s loudest proponents of method acting – often losing himself in the role of an incredibly creepy character.
Jared Leto’s acting career began in 1992 and as it progressed, so did his affinity for being a total creep.
Some have questioned whether a creep playing a creep is truly acting but those questions will no longer need to be answered after Leto announced he would be retiring from acting.
“I feel like I’ve done all I can in Hollywood. I’ve started a cult, groomed underage girls, sent used condoms to my colleagues – it’s time to settle down and leave acting behind me so I can see just how big a creep I can truly be,” said Leto.
Losing Jared Leto will leave a gaping hole within Hollywood, one which might only ever be filled by a large number of lesser creeps.