Energy companies have jointly recommended that customers stock up on tauntauns that they can slit open and sleep inside for warmth this winter.
With demand for gas and electricity sky-high and supplies struggling, energy companies are encouraging people to get inventive to keep warm this winter.
“Many people will struggle to afford to keep their houses warm this year. We can’t lower our prices because a few rich people would still get richer, but not as richer as they want.
“We recommend that people get creative in how they keep themselves warm this year. You could try running on the spot; it’s a great metaphor for life as you put in a lot of effort and get absolutely nowhere.
“Or you could have sex. This obviously won’t be an option for married couples unless you can both sneak out of the house.
“Finally, we suggest that every home have at least one tauntaun in reserve at all times. They make for great sleeping bags on extra cold nights and a hearty meal the next morning,” said the joint spokesperson for the energy companies.