Introducing: Burnley style pizza!

All the best places in the United States of America have their own signature style of pizza. From New York to Chicago and, somehow, even Detroit.

But why should Americans have all the fun? It’s time for Britain to get in on the act.

And we are, with our new Burnley style pizza!

Burnley style pizza (BSP) is perfect for an intimate night in with your significant other, especially if they happen to be your sibling, because every BSP comes topped with a romantic card with “sister and brother” written on it.

The fun doesn’t end there though. There are also two needles topping every BSP, allowing you and your partner to shoot drugs into each other’s veins at the end of the evening.

Want to make it more romantic? Why not share a needle and save one for later!

The Burnley style pizza is circular, none of that rectangular muck, making it easy to frisbee toss away if all you wanted was the toppings.

So try the Burnley style pizza today; it’s not just a pizza, it’s a way of life.

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