A man says he is staying out for just one more pint, although it’s the fifth time he’s said the exact same thing tonight.
Kenny Wallet, 36, had already downed three pints before he began trotting out what is fast becoming his catchphrase of the evening.
“It’s a loophole,” he slurred. “If you say you’re going to drink eight pints at the start of the night, everyone thinks you’re an alcoholic. Multiple ‘one more pints’ just looks like you’re having a good time and cutting loose.”
Kenny has only been drinking Carling though, so some would argue he’s only really had four pints.
“Call me when he’s been on the Stella, that’s a story,” one heavy drinker told us.
Nevertheless, the contents of Kenny’s stomachs will be survived only by a stabbing pain and the need for a bacon sandwich.