Man embraces his inner child by pissing himself after drinking too many Capri-Suns

A local man has spent the day embracing his inner child by pissing himself after drinking too many Capri-Suns.

Neil Bucker, 27, decided to take advantage of the lovely weather and spent most of the day in his back garden.

‘It would be a shame to waste such a beautiful day,’ he said to himself while playing on his Nintendo Switch.

But to beat the heat and stave off dehydration, Neil also drank an ungodly amount of Capri-Sun – the popular orange drink-in-a-pouch.

It was after drinking roughly a dozen Capri-Suns that Neil fell into a sugar coma on the lawn. He woke up an hour later with his pants covered in piss, presumably his own.

‘Ugh, it’s like being 8-years-old again,’ he whined.

Neil completed the embracing of his inner child by asking his mum to do his laundry.

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