Mark Zuckerberg accused of wearing whiteface
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has been accused of wearing whiteface after being spotted surfing in Hawaii. The multi-billionaire appeared to have covered his face in…
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Facebook deletes half its users after deciding to ban any nutter talking bollocks
Facebook has deleted half of all user accounts after deciding to ban any nutter talking absolute bollocks on its platform. After banning David Icke, Facebook…
Mark Zuckerberg invests $1 billion to find a cure for being a creepy little nerd
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has invested $1 billion to help find a cure for being a creepy little nerd. The tech entrepreneur has flexed his…
Billionaires demand to be referred to by more formal name of ‘williamaire’
Billionaires have teamed up to demand that commoners refer to them by the more formal version of their name, williamaire. The mega-wealthy believe that the…
Facebook financially struggling so badly that Mark Zuckerberg is cutting his own hair
After a wave of fines levied against them, Facebook is struggling for money so badly that CEO Mark Zuckerberg is now saving money by cutting…
Facebook asks users to send in yesterday’s personal data to make up for outage
Facebook has asked users to voluntarily send in all of their personal data from yesterday so Facebook doesn’t have a blank day in their database…
Leaked documents show Mark Zuckerberg sold Facebook data to Santa Claus
He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake; and now it appears that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg may have been illegally selling…
Facebook to introduce £9,000 annual fee for users after hiring Nick Clegg
Facebook users will have to stump up £9,000-a-year to continue using the service after the social media giant announced it’d hired Nick Clegg as head…
Zuckerberg credits successful US Senate hearing to already knowing the questions
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has credited his successful interfacing with the US Senate to already knowing what the questions would be before he got there….
Mark Zuckerberg apologises for getting caught
Mark Zuckerberg today published advertisements in several newspapers apologising for being caught selling data that Facebook had mined from its users. The Facebook founder decided…