Nadine Dorries has once again lept to the defence of Boris Johnson, stating that he’s one of the most competent people she knows – and she knows SIX people.
The cultureless Culture Secretary has been a stout supporter of the stout prime minister during troubled times.
“I think many people are desperate to get rid of him because he’s such a strong leader. That’s why they have to concoct all these lies about him; claiming that Boris Johnson is a lying, hypocritical, philandering, dangerously incompetent little shitweasel.
“That couldn’t be further from my version of the truth. Boris Johnson is the most competent person I know – and I know SIX people,” said Dorries.
Dorries, who is the type of person that intelligent people go out of their way to avoid, then had to cut our interview short.
“I’m sorry but my jaw is still aching from the last ‘special meeting’ I had with the prime minister. I’m sure you understand,” she told us.