“Have you seen the competition?” Queen defends Andrew still being her favourite son

Queen Elizabeth II has defended the fact that Andrew is still her favourite son by bemoaning the level of the competition.

While Andrew was best friends with the leader of a paedophile ring and is currently facing a civil case where he’s been accused of sexually assaulting a 17-year-old, the Queen still considers him her favourite son.

“Have you seen the competition? One’s a jug-eared twat who talks to plants and I literally don’t know anything about the other one except that he’s a big fan of potatoes, I presume.

“Andrew might be a nonce but at least he takes me to do my big shop on the weekends and calls me from the other side of the castle once in a while.

“Believe me, this isn’t how I wanted my children to turn out but you play the hand you’re dealt,” Queen Elizabeth II told us.

Queen Elizabeth II also revealed that she and Prince Philip had been trying for another child shortly before he died.

“I think that might be what killed him, to be honest,”
she said.

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