Queen Elizabeth II has been spotted with Pete Davidson on the balcony of Windsor Castle, according to reports.
Pete Davidson, the comedian who’s best known for “befriending” some of the most famous women in America, now appears to have brought his talents to Britain after being spotted giving the Queen a shoulder massage on the balcony of Windsor Castle.
The budding relationship between the pair could explain why Queen Elizabeth II has been feeling so shagged out recently.
Although some are suspicious of whether or not the Queen has been ordered to rest, or if she’s just enjoying the honeymoon phase of a new relationship.
“She’s not bloody resting. She’s bouncing up and down on Pete’s pole like a child ride’s a pogo stick,” said one master of the simile.
But Bucking Palace has been quick to deny that Queen Elizabeth and Pete Davidson are in any sort of romantic relationship.
“Her Majesty has not polished Mr Davidson’s sceptre at this time,” they claimed.