Donald Trump’s new social media app will be called “Truth” after it was discovered the company names “Orange” and “Lying Sack of Shit” were already taken.
“Truth” promises to be a rival to Twitter, in so much as it will be a huge waste of time and make everyone feel worse about humanity.
Trump and his team of advisors settled on the name “Truth” after first trying to register a number of other company names.
“We went through hundreds of more appropriate names before settling on ‘Truth’. You’d be surprised at how hard it is to find a company name that isn’t already taken,” one of Trump’s advisors told us.
Sadly, for Trump, “Orange” was already taken by a British mobile phone company while “Lying Sack of Shit” seems to have been registered by a Mr B Johnson of Westminster.
“Truth” is expected to launch in the first quarter of 2022 and close by the second quarter of the same year.
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