Prime Minister Boris Johnson is celebrating a rare win for his government after it was announced that they’d successfully extracted the maximum possible amount of urine from the nation.
Johnson’s under-fire government has received atypical praise for the way it’s gone about removing urea from the United Kingdom.
“They couldn’t have done it any more masterfully. The things they said and the things they did were done perfectly to expel all of the whizz they could from everyone around the country,” said political expert Piston Kupp.
Boris Johnson is now expected to host a party for all the members of his Cabinet, as well as his top advisors.
“It probably won’t be as fun as all the other ones since this party will be above board. Still, it’s important to celebrate a win when you get one. I think we can all say we feel like number one right now,” said Johnson.
Boris Johnson and the Conservative Party are hoping they can continue to completely take the piss out of the nation for years to come.