Couple suspect child may be genius from tablet use
Roberta and Charles White of Bethlehem, PA believe their two year old son is a genius. Rylan, the child in question, is set to undergo…
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‘Cherry pie’ deemed too sexually suggestive for school menu
Lincoln High School has officially taken cherry pie off its cafeteria menu after several complaints from parents that the dish was ‘too sexually suggestive’. The…
Man gambles on fart and loses
After a visit to his local McDonalds, Florida native David Batavia (32) took the biggest gamble of his life last night hoping to come up…
Sperm whales depressed about name
It has emerged that the sperm whale population is incredibly depressed about the name given to their species by their human overlords. The depression is…
Quinoa shortage could wipe out millions
Millions of hipsters, health-freaks, non-meat eaters, and Bolivians could be wiped out due to an impending shortage of quinoa. Quinoa (pronounced queen-noah) is a grain…