NHS kicks Queen Elizabeth II out of hospital after running out of beds

NHS doctors were forced to kick Queen Elizabeth II out of hospital after running out of beds for patients, it’s emerged.

Queen Elizabeth II stayed in hospital overnight while undergoing preliminary investigations after a recent bout of being 95 years old.

But Her Majesty was only allowed to stay for a single night before she was unceremoniously booted from the hospital due to a lack of beds.

“We’re still in the middle of a pandemic and we haven’t got as many beds as we’d like. As Her Majesty doesn’t seem to be in immediate danger of dying any more than any other nonagenarian, we asked her to leave,” Dr Rip Publican told us.

Queen Elizabeth II returned to Windsor Castle, but not before prescribing the staff with “two of these” and flipping them all off.

The Queen’s return home came as a shock to her family, especially Prince Charles who was belting out “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King” from“The Lion King”.

Windsor Castle staff tell us that Charles was treated to a clip around the ear which, given the size of his ears, could be life-threatening.

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