A study has found that it’s completely pointless going anywhere or doing anything because other people are bound to ruin your experience.
Whether it’s going to see your favourite band, taking a walk in your local park, going to the cinema or visiting the beach, it’s guaranteed that other people will make the experience as unpleasant as possible.
“Our study has conclusively proven that going anywhere is just not worth the time and effort due to the negative effects of other people.
“If you go to a gig that you can be certain you’ll barely be able to see because of some 6’5” freak of nature pushing his way in front of you. If you go for a walk in the park, they’ll be children running around and screaming like banshees while their parents pretend not to notice. The cinema is full of other people talking during the movie, playing on their phones, and eating the noisiest foods known to man. And everyone at the beach will be far more attractive than you and make you feel ashamed of your body.
“Long story short, it’s just not worth going out,” said Dr Phuket of the Social Science Institute.
Dr Phuket recommends staying inside and reading a book, playing a video game or watching the TV. The recommendations have been warmly welcomed by introverts around the world.
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