Cleveland Browns release darts legend/nose tackle, Phil Taylor
It’s another sad day to be a Cleveland Browns fan as it was announced that they have parted ways with former first-round draft pick, and…
Emails reveal Hillary Clinton sent $500 to African Prince
In the latest dump of Hillary Clinton’s emails, it has emerged that she once sent $500 to an African Prince in exchange for a larger…
Couple suspect child may be genius from tablet use
Roberta and Charles White of Bethlehem, PA believe their two year old son is a genius. Rylan, the child in question, is set to undergo…
Scott Walker to physically separate America from Mexico and Canada
Governor Scott Walker today announced an election pledge to physically separate America from both Mexico and Canada should he become President. Fox News described the…
‘Cherry pie’ deemed too sexually suggestive for school menu
Lincoln High School has officially taken cherry pie off its cafeteria menu after several complaints from parents that the dish was ‘too sexually suggestive’. The…
Man gambles on fart and loses
After a visit to his local McDonalds, Florida native David Batavia (32) took the biggest gamble of his life last night hoping to come up…
Donald Trump’s hair made in Mexico
A shocking leak from the Trump campaign team has revealed that The Donald’s signature hair is actually a wig that was hand-woven in Mexico. The…
Sperm whales depressed about name
It has emerged that the sperm whale population is incredibly depressed about the name given to their species by their human overlords. The depression is…
Real life ‘Hunger Games’ being introduced by David Cameron
British Prime Minister David Cameron has announced plans for a real life ‘Hunger Games’ to be brought to British TV screens this winter. The reality…
Brett Favre signs with the Cleveland Browns
Thought Brett Favre was gone for good? Think again! The old gunslinger is back in action after signing a 1 year $18 million contract with…