Tommy Robinson finally manages to get an asylum seeker imprisoned

Far-right campaigner Tommy Robinson today achieved his goal of getting an asylum seeker sent to prison.

The cocaine-fueled former EDL leader let out a cry of joy as he witnessed an asylum seeker sentenced to nine months in prison for contempt of court.

The asylum seeker in question, one Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, has several criminal convictions to his name, including assault, drug possession, fraud and the use of someone else’s passport.

‘If you can’t live by this country’s laws then you shouldn’t be here,’
said one of Tommy’s jubilant supporters.

Tommy Robinson himself was unavailable for comment as he has mysteriously gone missing, presumably celebrating the result.