Brexiteers threaten to riot if they don’t get the worse living conditions they voted for

A group of Brexiteers is threatening to riot through London if they don’t get the worse living conditions they voted for three years ago.

The group contains some of the fittest septuagenarians in Britain and they say they’ll take to the streets if they don’t get what they want.

‘It was over three years ago now that we voted for a weaker pound, food scarcity, medical supply shortages and to dissolve the union. It’s time to get on with it!

‘If we don’t enact Brexit soon, all my friends and I will take to the streets,’ threatened Gary Winston, 78, between wheezing breaths.

Britain could be wise to listen to their demands as it’s hard enough to get around London without a bunch of old codgers slowing everyone down.