Government strikes deal with the Soylent Corporation to supply food to Britain

Boris Johnson’s government has struck a deal with the Soylent Corporation to help keep Britain fed until 2025.

With the cumulative effects of Brexit, the pandemic, overpopulation, pollution and climate change causing major issues with the food supply chain, the government has moved to ensure Britain has a steady food supply for the next few years.

The Soylent Corporation will provide Britain with its highly nutritious brand of wafers; including Soylent Red, Soylent Yellow and Soylent Green. The wafers are packed full of enough vitamins, minerals and proteins to replace any meal.

“This is a massive deal for the people of Britain. The Soylent Corporation will sustain the population for years to come. We hope that we can extend this deal even further into the future,”
said Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

As part of the deal, the Soylent Corporation will receive £5 billion as well as complete access to the prison population and anyone receiving benefits.

What this access entails isn’t known at this time, but the Soylent Corporation insists that there is no sinister motive.

“Soylent Green is the future. It’s for the people, by the people,” the CEO told us.

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