Man to give back to his local community by leaving it

A man is about to give back to his local community by leaving it once and for all, it’s emerged.

Richard Skin, 35, is set to move hundreds of miles away from his place of birth as he begins a new chapter of his life.

“Basically, I was offered a lot more money to work elsewhere,” he told us.

Despite the selfish motivation, it’s the first thing that Richard has ever done that will have a positive impact on his hometown.

“His leaving will open up a new place for someone to live, as well as a parking spot. There is no greater gift than that in the modern age,” said one of his neighbours.

The memory of Richard will be survived by three former girlfriends who all hate him, two acquaintances, and a wall outside a club that still bears his puke stain.

What a legacy.

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