Unidentified Lying Object spotted hovering around the White House

Security staff have caught images of an Unidentified Lying Object hovering around the White House, according to reports.

A large, slow, orange object has been spotted moving around the White House while telling a series of abject lies.

‘With its size and colour, we originally thought it was a weather balloon. Closer inspection of security cam footage showed this to not be the case.

‘We don’t know what it is at this time so we have labelled it as an Unidentified Lying Object,’ said the head of security.

The ULO has been spotted by several members of staff and it’s been noted that it often seems to follow Ivanka Trump around the White House.

President Trump has called for calm although he has said he’ll be watching Ivanka very closely.