Prince Andrew has suddenly taken a massive interest in Lord Lucan’s disappearance, which took place in 1974 under suspicious circumstances.
Lord Lucan, who was accused of killing the family’s nanny, disappeared in 1974 and was never seen or heard from again.
That a member of nobility managed to commit a heinous crime and then completely disappear without facing any punishment has suddenly become incredibly compelling for Prince Andrew.
“He’s been spending most of his time on his computer lately – and not on the usual websites he visits,” one of the Prince aides began. “He’s been researching the Lord Lucan case and trying to figure out exactly how he was able to disappear without a trace.”
Even Prince Andrew himself has admitted a certain fascination with the whole case.
“Where did he go? Seriously, I want to know exactly where he went, how he got there and if there’s any room left,” said a panicked prince.