Billionaires demand to be referred to by more formal name of ‘williamaire’
Billionaires have teamed up to demand that commoners refer to them by the more formal version of their name, williamaire. The mega-wealthy believe that the…
Brexit prepper’s food stash already out of date
A man who built up a large supply of food in case of post-Brexit shortages has discovered that most of his stash is already out…
Prince Harry and Meghan reveal Archie has already started asking for taxpayers’ money
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have revealed that their son Archie has already started asking for taxpayers’ money. Archie, 1, is ahead of the royal…
Idiotic man certain he’s about to win argument with girlfriend just because he’s right
An absolute fool of a man is certain he’s going to win an argument with his girlfriend just because he’s 100% in the right on…
Man follows through and stains his undies with replica of the Tory manifesto
A man with a dodgy stomach has followed through and stained his underwear with what is being called a perfect replica of the Conservative Party…
Premier League teams up with the Blind Society to provide new referees
The English Premier League has announced it will team up with the Blind Society charity to provide new referees in the future. The Blind Society…
Anti-vaxxer dies after taking 25 flu shots to prove how dangerous they are
An anti-vaccination activist has died after he took twenty-five flu shots to prove just how dangerous they are. Billy McCartney, 39, was found dead in…
Unidentified Lying Object spotted hovering around the White House
Security staff have caught images of an Unidentified Lying Object hovering around the White House, according to reports. A large, slow, orange object has been…
Facebook will allow politicians to lie in adverts: ‘Otherwise they wouldn’t be able to say anything’
Facebook has announced that it will allow UK election candidates to run false ads in the run-up to this December’s general election, causing consternation amongst…
Woman begins six-month cycle of feeling like she’s about to get a cold
A woman has begun a six-month cycle of feeling like she’s constantly on the verge of contracting a cold. Shauna Bevan, 36, will feel like…