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  • November 27, 2019 | The Beatles remove ‘Eight Days a Week’ from circulation after learning there’s actually seven
  • November 25, 2019 | BBC apologises for doctoring image to make it look like Boris Johnson created God
  • November 25, 2019 | Englishman dies after drinking twenty cups of tea in a tragic underdose
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News, T November 8, 2019

Billionaires demand to be referred to by more formal name of ‘williamaire’

Billionaires have teamed up to demand that commoners refer to them by the more formal version of their name, williamaire. The mega-wealthy believe that the…


Politics November 7, 2019

Brexit prepper’s food stash already out of date

A man who built up a large supply of food in case of post-Brexit shortages has discovered that most of his stash is already out…


News November 7, 2019

Prince Harry and Meghan reveal Archie has already started asking for taxpayers’ money

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have revealed that their son Archie has already started asking for taxpayers’ money. Archie, 1, is ahead of the royal…


Lifestyle, T November 6, 2019

Idiotic man certain he’s about to win argument with girlfriend just because he’s right

An absolute fool of a man is certain he’s going to win an argument with his girlfriend just because he’s 100% in the right on…


Politics November 6, 2019

Man follows through and stains his undies with replica of the Tory manifesto

A man with a dodgy stomach has followed through and stained his underwear with what is being called a perfect replica of the Conservative Party…


Sports, T November 6, 2019

Premier League teams up with the Blind Society to provide new referees

The English Premier League has announced it will team up with the Blind Society charity to provide new referees in the future. The Blind Society…


Health, T November 5, 2019

Anti-vaxxer dies after taking 25 flu shots to prove how dangerous they are

An anti-vaccination activist has died after he took twenty-five flu shots to prove just how dangerous they are. Billy McCartney, 39, was found dead in…


Politics November 5, 2019

Unidentified Lying Object spotted hovering around the White House

Security staff have caught images of an Unidentified Lying Object hovering around the White House, according to reports. A large, slow, orange object has been…


Politics, Science & Tech November 4, 2019

Facebook will allow politicians to lie in adverts: ‘Otherwise they wouldn’t be able to say anything’

Facebook has announced that it will allow UK election candidates to run false ads in the run-up to this December’s general election, causing consternation amongst…


Health, T November 4, 2019

Woman begins six-month cycle of feeling like she’s about to get a cold

A woman has begun a six-month cycle of feeling like she’s constantly on the verge of contracting a cold. Shauna Bevan, 36, will feel like…


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November 28, 2019

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